Lancôme the new Color and a Botched SOP

This is one reason why I don’t watch TV unless it’s for a show I really really want to see. There is a huge chance that I’ll witness something that will totally make me feel embarrassed even if I am not in the scene or even if don’t have any idea who the hell that person who unknowingly destructs him/herself is. But sometimes one just can’t avoid it.

During the commercial of my favorite TV show, I flipped channels and I stopped at this show Good Finds hosted by Angel Jacob. She is covering this event – a product launch for Lancôme’s new line of lip colours. It features ridiculously skinny models made up using the new product on their lips. Anyway, it also featured Angel’s short interviews with people who attended the launch – stylists, entrepreneurs, socialites and of course, models. Her usual question was “So, what colour are you wearing?” That is a very clear question, right? What colour? So everybody pretty much answered that very easy question except this one chick, with her skinny frame and way affected accent – don’t make me describe what accent because it just sounds so phony. So Angel approached her and asked “what colour are you wearing?” The chick had on this sparkly orange-y shade, and you know what her answer was? “I’m wearing Lancôme…because I like to wear a lot of colour sometimes…” WTFF? I was watching with a friend and upon hearing that we both didn’t know whether to laugh or feel utterly embarrassed for the confused/hearing impaired/dyslexic woman. Yikes.

I was in the room of one of my gay friends, Patrick (Starfish! haha) and he was trying to have phone sex with some random guy. And he had the speaker on so I can hear! LOL. Okay I know that’s really yucky but I’m curious so I sat beside him and listened as he chatted the guy up. Pat is of course, pretending to be a girl and I swear, he sounds more feminine than I could ever aspire to be!

And the guy on the other line is so into it I’m finding it hard not to laugh. Pat meanwhile, looked like he’s just reading from a teleprompter, as in deadma! No feelings at all, except for the voice which sounds so bedroom-y! hahaha. So he’s already telling the guy that she’s taking her top off, and that he/she’s wearing this coffee coloured Italian lace bra… and that the guy is taking it off. Then Pat… dramatically pauses…and the guy on the other line was like “What’s next? What’s next?” and Pat was like “then the door suddenly opened, and it was your parents, and they caught us and demanded that we get married soon!” LMFAO!!! Man, the guy on the phone let out this barrage of expletives then the line went busy!

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. The funnier thing here is that, Pat even had the gall to ask why the hell the guy cursed like that. I’m like, dude, you’re supposed to have it off with him on the phone, not tell him a story or something. Oh, dear. My sides were aching after I’ve recovered from my laughing spree. It’s the best.

Ohmygod, freakin’ wonderful week over at Rockstar: Supernova. I will talk about it next after I’m done with dinner. Laters!