Kiss Madonna and You’ll End Up with KFed (lol)

There is this strange conspiracy theory about Britney Spears, and why she has been doing the crazy things she has been doing for the past couple of months. These crazy theorists were saying that Britney has been cursed, and it was brought about by Madonna, whom she lip locked with during an MTV music awards years ago. Meaning, Madonna’s kiss caused all Brit’s misfortune, while Momma Madge has been living a straight, decent, normal life since – you know, being a mom, doing concert tours for her Confessions album and doing charity work for the kids of Malawi. While Britney married and then divorced her first hubby in less than 30hrs, then married KFed, had 2 kids in less than 2 years, separated with said husband, partied in LA and Vegas with Paris Hilton and getting caught without her undies 3 times, then was found out to have been using illegal drugs for years now, shaved her head, got a tattoo, got in and out then back to rehab. 

And it’s all because of Madonna’s supposedly cursed kiss? Wow! Theorists say that in order for the curse to be broken, Britney must kiss another girl who is in the same stature, as singer actress fashion icon…like Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? Preferably someone younger. I hope it’s Hilary! Hehehe. 

But really, that is one crazy theory! The things people come up with these days! I just hope that Britney will stay in rehab and finish her sessions and start getting her act together. 

To be fair though, she still looked pretty even with a shaved head. I