Unbelievable

JK Rowling is worth ₤1 BILLION!

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2007/10/07billionaires_Joanne-(JK)-Rowling_CRTT.html

My gulay golly gaw-gaw! One billion times the “insert present british pound exchange rate here” equals, more or less 89 billion pesosesoses! Woot! “whistles! (Yes, this suddenly made me whistle and i so cannot whistle!)” This makes me want to really haul my butt off my (toxic) work chair and board the LRT 2 at 5:30 in the morning, laptop, two extra batteries, one pad of yellow paper and 20 ball pens in tow and squeeze out every story idea storied in my creative vault and just write/type away a seven part series that will make me possibly 89 billion pesosesoses richer.

Holy macaroni, i cannot begin to even imagine what i will do with all that moolah!

1.i will help pay national debt.
2.I will buy a subway system for the Philippines.
3.I will put up shelters and livelihood skills training center for beggars, street kids and just about any person whose average annual income is below 5,000.
4.i will clean up Metro Manila’s garbage.
5.I will bribe our stupid, fugly, incompetent governor to step down so that my beloved province can regain its glorious rep.
6.I will help Wish Ko Lang and grant ten more wishes each week.
7.I will buy shares from San Miguel, PLDT, GMA-7, Jollibee and Petron.
8.I will pit up my own production outfit that will make good quality music videos and films.
9.I will open a bank account in Switzerland and Cayman Islands.
10.I will build a modest (big enough to accommodate me and my family, some guests. Nothing too ostentatious) house each in my home province and some exclusive village in QC; a log cabin in Baguio, a rest house in Subic or Bolinao, Pangasinan and Dumaguete..
11.I will build an aprtment building for peoepl who live under the bridge, or in carts. And train them and give them jobs.
12.I will buy myself the latest Audi, a Harley motorbike and a jet ski.
13. I will never fly economy again! Woo hoo! Travel, travel, travel!
14. I will help send a thousand kids to school.
15. I will buy an extension shelter for the Philippine Animal Welfare Society.
16.I will get myself a personal masseuse.
17.I will give my mom and dad a really nice, state of the art kitchen because they love to cook.
18. I will buy all the gadgets i want!
19. I will sponsor someone really really good and deserving who wants to run for President, and make sure he/she wins. Hehehe
20. I will bribe the President to declare Martial Law and punish any public official who is not doing his/her job, sponsors rallies/protests, has way too much media exposure, maltreats his/her staff, and is frequently late or absent from work.
21.I will make sure that the President’s loyalty and trust is with me 1000 percent.
22. I will buy…uh, world peace?
23. “So help me God.”